*u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be Ekpoma ... I would have been a 3.20 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
* In Auchi poly you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).
*Auchi poly guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave am for sch go bk house?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail dis great Institution.
3 good gbosa for our fantastic AUCHIPOLY 👊 👊 👊 .............
He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand. FEATURED FUNNY VIDEO